- The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼请客
- The Mean Man's Party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot. Why...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-20 15:43:04 点击：103 评论：0 查阅全文...
- 世界各地的蹩脚英语
- 我曾写过一个帖子，介绍北京市内的蹩脚英语。昨天刘钢网友给我发邮件，说这种蹩脚英语，其实世界各地都能看到，有些甚至比我国的更可笑。刘钢网友还告诉我一个网址，上面有网站主人收集的世界各地的蹩脚英语，通常是公共场所(比如旅馆)张贴的告示。我去那里看了看，内...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-20 15:41:58 点击：77 评论：0 查阅全文...
- 难以琢磨的女人 英文版
- If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子 If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗 If you don't, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋 If you agree to all her l...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-19 13:30:46 点击：79 评论：0 查阅全文...
- A Soldier's Brilliant Idea 士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招
- A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-19 13:29:46 点击：36 评论：0 查阅全文...
- My First and My Last 第一次与最后一次
- When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。 George had a fr...
- 作者：发表于：2008-03-19 13:28:55 点击：65 评论：0 查阅全文...
- The mean man's party.|吝啬鬼请客
- The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot. Why use my elbo...
- 作者：发表于：2008-01-31 19:24:31 点击：73 评论：0 查阅全文...
- Which woman?|哪一位女人？
- Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.The woman who loves you the most in the...
- 作者：发表于：2008-01-31 19:17:05 点击：70 评论：0 查阅全文...
- But the teacher cried|可是老师哭了
- But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school,...
- 作者：发表于：2008-01-31 19:15:31 点击：79 评论：0 查阅全文...
- Where is the father?|父亲在哪儿？
- Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?...
- 作者：发表于：2008-01-31 19:14:35 点击：56 评论：0 查阅全文...
- 超速行驶:让风吹干我的汽车 blow-dry his car
- 惠灵顿:一个新西兰男人以超过法定速度的两倍开车而被拘,他的理由是需要加大油门好让风吹干他的汽车。37岁的罗杰丹尼尔以每小时120公里的速度在限速50公里的新西兰北部城镇璜加雷一带开车被逮住后给出了这么一个新奇的理由,《主权邮报》报道。汽车后部湿了,我想用这种方...
- 作者：发表于：2008-01-25 16:26:06 点击：43 评论：0 查阅全文...
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